IMPERIAL CITY – The Adammic military’s three-day special military operation to liberate Wazakhstan from its brutal fascist dictatorship has entered its third year.
Since commencing the operation, brave Adammic forces have annexed Goodbold Oblast into Ashoria (thus allowing football to resume without requiring a customs checkpoint). Our troops have also liberated the city of Smashmouth, and in the process have killed or captured 800,000 Wazakhstani troops, destroyed 15,000 tanks, shot down 900 aircraft and have captured 4 Ned Hiltons.
Hundreds of next-generation Adammic Humvees will soon be deployed to the front line.
Adammic forces continue to benefit from fifth-generation paper airplanes, far superior to the aircraft that the decadent Austenasia has been sending to Wazakhstan. Hundreds of upgraded Adammic Humvees can be expected to arrive on the front line any day now, which will surely mean that our troops will be marching into Your Mum very soon. Rumours that some officers have been removing spark plugs from Adammic Humvees and selling them in order to buy cider and biscuits are clearly just Austenasian fake news.
Update: April Fools!
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